THE SIGNS DURING OSCAR SPEECHES

Aries: *Forgets what to say*

Taurus: *Does a Leonardo DiCaprio and talks about global warming*

Gemini: *Forgets to thank their parents*

Cancer: *Starts crying on stage*

Leo: *Gives same speech they gave last year*

Virgo: *Whips out note card*

Libra: *Takes forever to get on stage*

Scorpio: *Stutters and accidentally says fuck on live television*

Sagittarius: *Drops Oscar*

Capricorn: *Starts going over time limit*

Aquarius: *Checks themselves out in the Oscars reflection*

Pisces: *Thanks everyone who ever existed*

Zodiac Signs winning an Oscars Speech

4 thoughts on “Zodiac Signs winning an Oscars Speech

  • May 30, 2017 at 9:05 am
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    Hahaha nice one I would definitely do Tht as an Aquarius

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    • June 29, 2017 at 2:07 am
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      Lol

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    • June 29, 2017 at 1:58 am
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      Welcome dear

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