Who the signs should really date?
a nokia phone bc you’ll never be able to destroy it :))))))
money money $$$$$ u just love money tbh $$$$$$$$$$$$.
a swing bc only they can put up with your mood swings hahahahaha.
an empty room so you can explode in emotion at any given time.
a computer that generates compliments, there’s someone who really cares.
toilet paper bc they’re organised, clean AND they’ll wipe ur tears :’).
an app that makes decisions for you, there all ur life problems solved.
a diary, now you have something to confide in, read and tear apart !!
a car bc the only thing you can commit to is running (driving) away.
a pillow so you can sleep your way out of stress, and it’s something that can’t get in your way of doing anything !!
the internet, because that’s the only thing that holds your interest for more then 5 seconds (and that gets u).
an aquarium, it give you somewhere to actually allow yourself constantly wallow in self pity.