Who the signs should really date?
ARIES : a nokia phone bc you’ll never be able to destroy it :))))))
TAURUS : money money $$$$$ u just love money tbh $$$$$$$$$$$$.
GEMINI : a swing bc only they can put up with your mood swings hahahahaha.
CANCER : an empty room so you can explode in emotion at any given time.
LEO : a computer that generates compliments, there’s someone who really cares.
VIRGO : toilet paper bc they’re organised, clean AND they’ll wipe ur tears :’).
LIBRA : an app that makes decisions for you, there all ur life problems solved.
scorpio: a diary, now you have something to confide in, read and tear apart !!
SAGITTARIUS : a car bc the only thing you can commit to is running (driving) away.
CAPRICORN : a pillow so you can sleep your way out of stress, and it’s something that can’t get in your way of doing anything !!
AQUARIUS : the internet, because that’s the only thing that holds your interest for more then 5 seconds (and that gets u).
PISCES : an aquarium, it give you somewhere to actually allow yourself constantly wallow in self pity.