RECIPES for Zodiac Signs

Aries: 

INGREDIENTS :

  • 1 gallon of energy
  • 2 tbsp of courage
  • 1 heavy heart
  • 1 ram horn
  • 3 tsp of narcissism

PROCEDURE :

  • Add all items in a bowl
  • Beat it with a whisk
  • Pour it into a mold
  • Voila!

Taurus: 

INGREDIENTS :

  • 1 load of reliability
  • 2 tbsp of realism
  • 1 Materialistic heart
  • 1 bull tail
  • 3 tsp of stubbornness

PROCEDURE :

  • Dig out a hole (2 feet wide 4 feet deep)
  • Pour all items into hole during spring
  • Wait for it to grow
  • Voila!

Gemini:

INGREDIENTS :

  • 4 cups of cleverness
  • 2 tbsp of charm
  • 1 affectionate heart
  • 1 tragedy and 1 comedy
  • 2 tsp of indecisiveness

PROCEDURE

  • Pour all items in a bowl
  • whisk until creamy
  • Pop into oven for 1 minute
  • Voila!

Cancer:

INGREDIENTS :

  • 5 cups of loyalty
  • 2 tbsp of sympathy
  • 1 emotional heart
  • 2 crab legs
  • 1 gallon of sensivity

PROCEDURE :

  • pour all items in a pot
  • fill pot with tears
  • boil until heated
  • Voila!

Leo: 

INGREDIENTS :

  • 1 gallon of creativity
  • 2 tbsp of leadership
  • 1 passionate heart
  • 2 lion claws
  • 3 tsp of arrogance

PROCEDURE :

  • Add all items in a bowl
  • whisk until creamy
  • Put into a fryer
  • Voila!

Virgo: 

INGREDIENTS :

  • 1 gallon of practicality
  • 3 tbsp of diligence
  • 1 faithful heart
  • 1 drop of virgin blood
  • 4 tsp of criticism

PROCEDURE :

  • Season the items
  • preheat grill
  • grill until crispy
  • Voila!

Libra:

INGREDIENTS :

  • 2 cups of peacefulness
  • 4 tsp of graciousness
  • 1 charming heart
  • 1 golden scale
  • 3 tsp of complaints

PROCEDURE :

  • Add all items in a bowl
  • stir until creamy
  • Place in pan and simmer
  • Voila!

Scorpio:

INGREDIENTS :

  • 1 gallon of honesty
  • 2 tbsp of intensity
  • 1 intimate heart
  • 2 drops of scorpion venom
  • 4 tsp of jealousy

PROCEDURE :

  • Mix all items
  • Place in pan
  • cook over open fire
  • Voila!

Sagittarius:

INGREDIENTS :

  • 2 cups of humor
  • 3 tbsp of generosity
  • 1 expressive heart
  • 1 archers arrow
  • 2 tsp of insensivity

PROCEDURE :

  • mix all items until liquified
  • pour liquid into barrel
  • leave to age for 10 years
  • *10 years later* Voila!

Capricorn: 

INGREDIENTS :

  • 3 cups of responsibility
  • 2 tbsp of self control
  • 3 soggy goat hairs
  • 1 cup of pessimism

PROCEDURE :

  • Add all items into a blender
  • blend
  • Place in freezer overnight
  • Voila!

Aquarius: 

INGREDIENTS :

  • 2 gallon of independence
  • 2 tbsp of compassion
  • 1 risky heart
  • 1 liter water
  • 2 cups of uncertainity

PROCEDURE :

  • puts items in golden vase
  • add extra water
  • the items will combine and expand
  • Voila!

Pisces:

INGREDIENTS :

  • 3 cups of gentleness
  • 1 tbsp of intuition
  • 1 caring heart
  • 10 iridescent fish scales
  • 2 tsp of fear

PROCEDURE :

  • stir items until liquefied
  • pour into mold
  • refrigerate for a day
  • Voila!
Recipe for Zodiac Signs

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